Day 67 - Port Macquarie

Visited the Koala Hospital. It seemed a lot closer on the map, and on the map it didn't have a picture of the sun burning down the city. The height of summer in Australia is no joke. It goes: Warm, Hot, Very Hot, Old people will combust. Australia is the last one. About a 45 minute walk to the hospital. Also the lack of pavements are annoying. You know your walking too far when the area your walking through has decided it doesn't need side walks because no body would be stupid enough to walk through it. After hugging the side of the road for about a mile i found the hospital. It was small to say the least. The koalas were cute but they were asleep and boring. They all had a "tragic story" on how they got there. One was in a bush fire. Awww. I didn't really care i just wanted to pet one.

They were having a sangria night in the hostel. I can say no (and more often or not i do) to social situations, but i can never say no to sangria. Especially when they have 2 tubs full, about 90 litres. Apparently i have aggressive body language. I've heard this a few times from different people. I've never been aggressive, I do swear a lot but im from the UK. Also i have the body of an 11 year old. I don't know how i can come across as intimidating.

We went out to a club in town. One guy in the group was so wasted. No one wanted to take care of him and i said id take him back to the hostel. Met some of his friends and i left him with them. He ended up in hospital. Went to the club which was decent. Some guy i was with was a right twat. He couldn't pull these girls we were out with so he decided to insult them all night. He then told me his pick up lines- 'you just go up to them and say "want to fuck?" i suppose you have to appreciate the simplicity. Ironically he got off with the best looking girl in the club. Makes me wonder if i acted like a complete cunt i might get more women. Although i wouldn't be too sure about the quality of women id be getting...